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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to curb the fights between passengers on flights, the FAA will now enforce a “no smirking” rule. Under the new rules, any passenger caught giving another passenger a “taunting smug smile”, will be removed from the plane.  FAA Chief Michael Huerta stated, “The smirks usually come from passengers in first class, that are understandably looking down at all of the losers flying coach, because they’re too cheap to get an upgrade.”

FAA

• December 31, 2018


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