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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This holiday season, there has been something that I have been very curious about. Should Santa’s helpers be referred to as elves or dwarfs? I am trying to be sensitive and politically correct, so I can avoid offending those runts.

Life through Blake's eyes

• December 22, 2018


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