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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my fondest childhood Christmas memories, is the family gatherings for dinner. It would be so much food because it would be so many of us there. But the thing I enjoyed most, was waiting until our grandfather got drunk from drinking too much spiked eggnog, and then all of us kids played a game in which we would see who could throw his dentures the farthest without cracking any of the teeth.

Life through Blake's eyes

• December 23, 2018


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