Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

This Christmas, I bought myself some very high powered binoculars, so I can monitor daily what my nosy neighbors across the street are up to. In the near future, I plan on putting some very sensitive listening devices near their front door, to see if they are having conversations about people’s personal affairs that are none of their business.

Life through Blake's eyes

• December 30, 2018


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