Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just finished building my dream home. My dilemma is, now that I have a wonderful home gym,…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew, who has countless run-ins with the law, has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals of…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

A ROMANTIC STROLL

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump delay his State of the Union address,…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Methuen, Massachusetts – ‘Mini pigs’ become growing problem as animal shelters become inundated with overgrown swine. For…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sarah Silverman called out the Women’s March over its ties to anti-Semitism but said…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

FALLING TEMPERATURES AT DUSK

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Petersburg, Kentucky – Driver who tried to destroy a 9-foot snowman that was built by Cody Lutz…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Donald Trump…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Stamford, Connecticut – Chris Hansen, former host of NBC’s “To Catch a Predator,” was arrested on charges…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

A MOONLIT FOREST IN THE WINTER

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Galway, Ireland – McDonald’s appears to have met its match in the form of Irish-based fast food…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is rolling out…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

THE WINTER BLUES

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-S.C.) made a rookie mistake when he attempted to bring…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Homestead, Florida – A Florida man arrested on drug charges is facing additional charges for what he…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Meghan McCain grilled Women’s March…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

A WINTER SUPER MOON

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – British Columbia, Canada – Canadian astronomers have reportedly discovered a repetitive radio signal some 2.5 billion light-years…

Continue Reading

1 2 3 4