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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – The ongoing state and Trump administration crackdown against MS-13 in one of their most infamous strongholds has taken such a toll on the gang that they’ve only been linked to a single murder in the area during 2018. Police in Long Island – a part of New York that has been a hotbed for violent crime at the hands of MS-13 – told Newsday that four homicides recorded there in 2018 appeared to be linked to the gang, down from 14 the year prior. Yet only one of those murders is said to have occurred this year. The other three cases were killings believed to have happened in 2015 and 2017, but they were counted in 2018 totals since the bodies were found within the past 12 months. Nancy Pelosi called President Trump’s crackdown on MS-13 “a complete waste of money and time”. And she further added, “These resources should be used on a national level instead of squandering them chasing a bunch of local ruthless killers, that if left alone, will eventually run out of victims without the feds getting involved, saving us millions.”

Donald TrumpNancy Pelosi

• January 1, 2019


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