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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Texas – At 14 pounds, 13 ounces, the parents of Ali James Medlock were told their son is the heaviest baby ever born at Texas Health Arlington Memorial Hospital near Dallas. He was delivered Dec. 12 via C-section, and the doctor who delivered him said he was the heaviest baby he’s brought into the world in his more than 30-year career. He also said that the baby has such an appetite, that within an hour of being born, “Ali demanded to be taken to McDonald’s, and by the end of the day, the infant requested a scalpel to cut a steak.”

McDonald's

• January 1, 2019


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