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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator Elizabeth Warren is now saying that there has been a big mix-up regarding her heritage. Her most recent allegation is that initially when she applied to go to college at the University of Houston and Rutgers Law School, she told them her heritage was from India, and not an “Indian” as in Native American. Warren also said she has recently converted to Hinduism in order to embrace her roots. And because Hindus believe in reincarnation, the senator is currently looking for evidence to see if she was ever pretty in any of her previous lives.

Elizabeth Warren

• January 3, 2019


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