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BREAKING NEWS – Baldwin, Michigan – Michigan hunter who was caught with an illegal deer told a Conservation Officer his wife would get mad at him if he didn’t come home with deer meat, The Cadillac Evening News reported. The Conservation Officer, Josiah Killingbeck, told the paper that he approached a suspect after receiving a tip about a hunter who allegedly shot a deer near Baldwin, despite county restrictions that protect the animal. When told a witness had seen him shoot the deer, “the suspect hung his head and admitted to shooting a spike horn knowing it was illegal and not tagging it,” Killingbeck said. The hunter then confessed to robbing several convenience stores in early December, after saying his wife would’ve gotten mad at him if he didn’t bring home some extra cash for Christmas shopping.

• January 4, 2019


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