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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Pastor John Gray of Relentless Church, who gave his wife a Lamborghini, has confessed to cheating on her – during his Sunday service. Last month he came under fire for gifting his wife a Lamborghini SUV for their anniversary. Now rumors are swirling that he gave his wife, Aventer, the pricey vehicle to buy her silence after he fathered a child with his mistress. Pastor Gray still refuses to comment on why over the past five years, he has secretly bought several other women in his congregation, brand new Corvettes.

• January 7, 2019


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