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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she has figured out a way to end the government shutdown. She is now saying that her party should fund the wall for the southern border, because when a democrat eventually becomes president, they can blow it up. “We can give Trump his temporary wall, because after we regain the White House, the democratic Commander and Chief can order it destroyed with nuclear weapons. And that would show republicans that we want comprehensive immigration reform, sponsored only by intelligent, rationally thinking people. Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• January 8, 2019


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