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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kevin Spacey couldn’t make it home from his alleged sexual assault hearing about groping an 18 year old man, without catching more heat from the law and got pulled over in Washington, D.C. He was behind the wheel after leaving Reagan National Airport when cops lit him up for speeding. The Oscar winning actor stated that he was driving fast because he was in a rush to meet with a group of Catholic priests, to exchange ideas on common interests.

• January 8, 2019


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