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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – “Americans elected an authoritarian, an anti-immigrant, racist strongman to the nation’s highest office,” Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga., told attendees at a NAACP “Jubilee Day” event in Atlanta’s Friendship Baptist Church. Johnson, who will lead a House Judiciary subcommittee in the 116th Congress stated of Trump supporters, “Many are dying from alcoholism, drug overdoses, and liver disease.” He went on to say, “President Trump tries to portray himself as ‘pro-family’, but he’s not. If he was really ‘pro-family’, why did he create this booming economy which has caused unemployed parents to get jobs, which reduced the amount of quality time they could be spending with their children? How does he justify this obvious contradiction?”

Donald TrumpNAACP

• January 8, 2019


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