Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski said Tuesday before President Trump addressed the nation, that television networks –including her own – should refuse to air his prime-time Oval Office address on immigration. “We pretty much know what he’s going to say, which is cater to his base,” she began. “We here at MSNBC have very high journalistic standards. We took an oath to our viewers years ago, never to spew any right wing propaganda, and we have never violated that covenant. And we are committed to continue with this level of integrity, promising to daily espouse our manipulated version of distorted facts to our misguided gullible fans.”

Donald TrumpMSNBC

• January 9, 2019


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or