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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A little over a year after it opened, Paris’ first nudist restaurant, O’Naturel, is set to close its doors in February due to a lack of business. O’Naturel opened in November 2017 in the city of lights’, as a testament to the rising popularity of naturism in France. People dining at the restaurant who believed that the human body is a “beautiful thing and should be seen without restrictions”, felt the owner went too far with his new “nature in its rawest” mindset, when he recently had the walls torn down that separated the bathrooms from the eatery, and had the doors removed from the stalls.

• January 9, 2019


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