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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Mark Espinosa, 29, is being sought by authorities for allegedly stealing a reported $850,000 from an armored truck. Investigators said he should be considered “armed and dangerous.” Mark Espinosa, 29, was working for GardaWorld when he went missing on Dec. 5, 2018 near the Jefferson Mall in Louisville, Kentucky, according to the Louisville Metro Police Department. A $60,000 reward is being offered — $10,000 from the FBI and $50,000 from GardaWorld — for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those involved and the recovery of the stolen money. After the reward was offered for his arrest, Espinosa tweeted that before anyone turns him in, to contact him first so he can make a counter offer.

• January 10, 2019


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