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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton may have finally come to a truce after months of feuding following a stern telling-off from Prince Charles, according to a royal expert. The warring Duchesses – whose relationship has been under intense strain following a number of reported standoffs – will have put their differences aside after their father-in-law’s intervention, it is claimed. According to Princess Diana biographer Robert Jobson, last week Prince Charles stood between the bickering women and angrily said to both of them, “Stop publicly embarrassing my family, or I’ll back hand both of you bi***es!”

• January 28, 2019


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