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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – American Airlines removed a family from a plane after passengers and crew members complained that one of the family members smelled bad. Yossi Adler was asked to deplane the flight — headed from Miami, Florida to Detroit, Michigan — after “team members were concerned about the comfort of our other passengers due to the odor.” One of his children angrily yelled at the pilot as they were being removed from the plane, “My siblings and I have adjusted to how bad my dad stinks, so why can’t you?”

• January 30, 2019


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