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BREAKING NEWS – Fairbanks, Alaska – The FBI has now acknowledged the rise of a terrorist group that is comprised of Muslim snowmen. They also stated that their numbers seem to grow every winter in Alaska, and these Islamic militants refer to themselves as “ICES”.

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• January 31, 2019


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