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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor is a school teacher that was born and raised in Israel. He “was” a friend of mine, until he recently called me a bigot. He teaches the branch of mathematics that deals with the deduction of the properties, measurement, and relationships of points, lines, angles, and figures. I told him I found that boring, and then my Jewish ex-friend accused me of being anti-symmetric.

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 5, 2019


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