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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

All throughout grammar school I was the class clown, and I never got into any trouble because of my disruptive behavior. I was under the impression that all of the faculty liked me, after I overheard a couple of them referring to me by name. But I later found out that I misunderstood what they said, and in actuality, they called me the teacher’s “pest”. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 6, 2019


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