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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wish Zales, which is the largest jeweler in America, offered the same merchandise that they are offering now, when I was about get married a long time ago. The new piece of jewelry is for couples who plan to walk down the aisle, but are often extremely angry at each other during their relationship. Zales call their latest diamond studded product, an “enragement ring”. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 26, 2019


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