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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-Texas) said in a new interview that President Trump’s proposed…

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“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.” Martin Luther King (January 15, 1929…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I raised two children — a son who is a successful doctor and a daughter…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A state legislator out here in Nevada, worked tirelessly to get a statute modified, and he finally put it up…

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Aquarius  ~  January 20 – February 18Symbol: Water CarrierElement: AirSign Ruler: UranusLucky Color: BronzeLucky Number: 22 

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just finished building my dream home. My dilemma is, now that I have a wonderful home gym,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew, who has countless run-ins with the law, has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals of…

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A ROMANTIC STROLL

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump delay his State of the Union address,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Methuen, Massachusetts – ‘Mini pigs’ become growing problem as animal shelters become inundated with overgrown swine. For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sarah Silverman called out the Women’s March over its ties to anti-Semitism but said…

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FALLING TEMPERATURES AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Petersburg, Kentucky – Driver who tried to destroy a 9-foot snowman that was built by Cody Lutz…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stamford, Connecticut – Chris Hansen, former host of NBC’s “To Catch a Predator,” was arrested on charges…

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A MOONLIT FOREST IN THE WINTER

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Galway, Ireland – McDonald’s appears to have met its match in the form of Irish-based fast food…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is rolling out…

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THE WINTER BLUES

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