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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Baldwin, Michigan – Michigan hunter who was caught with an illegal deer told a Conservation Officer his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration plans to require that hospitals post their standard charges online and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Sick of backpacks that can’t hold every belonging you’ve owned in the last decade?…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator Elizabeth Warren is now saying that there has been a big mix-up regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Activists — including high-profile British actor Dominic West — are encouraging the producers of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Utah Senator-Elect Mitt Romney continued to criticize President Trump on, telling CNN’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – A Beverly Hills police chief is at the center of an ugly, costly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Aquaman is now being accused of sexual misconduct by mermaids from oceans all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recent tweet, President Trump pointed to the wall former President Obama built…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Brett Kavanaugh, the newest Supreme Court justice, has kept one of the promises he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Texas – At 14 pounds, 13 ounces, the parents of Ali James Medlock were told their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – The ongoing state and Trump administration crackdown against MS-13 in one of…

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