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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett files two lawsuits for $100 million dollars each, against his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina –NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announces that the league and the International Basketball Federation (FIBA)…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Jussie Smollett was arrested for filing a false police report,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – More than three weeks after he alleged that he was the victim of a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Guinea, Indonesia – A man suspected of stealing cell phones was tortured and threatened with having…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is getting some negative reviews in her home city….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Politically active doctors that vigorously opposes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s dubious bill she wants passed wrote…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Cook County state’s attorney has recused herself from the investigation surrounding Jussie Smollett,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The fate of California’s high speed rail project was cast into further doubt when…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raised eyebrows after comparing President Trump’s border wall…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-host Robin Roberts addressed on Monday’s show her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The Granite State may have been Bernie Sanders country in the 2016 Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawrenceville, Georgia – Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., was once again reminded that she exaggerated…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Amazon has fired back against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s claims about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Edmond, Oklahoma – A dead man will be on the ballot of an upcoming general election for…

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