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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan called for a separate state for Black Americans in an Instagram video, saying that’s “what God wants” while those opposed he described as “slaves.” In recent months he has made numerous anti-Semitic comments, made his call for a nation-state separate from white America in response to the question whether it’s still his and the group’s goal. “That’s not just my goal. That’s what God wants. Most of our people don’t want it here,” Farrakhan said. “You love your enemy. You want to stay with your enemy. You’re in love with his wealth. I understand the fascination, slaves. I understand that. But God has something else for us.” He went on to say, “God does not like long hair on men, and He told me that he prefers it short and ‘slicked back’, like mine. The Almighty doesn’t like facial hair either, because God told me that He wants us men to wear bow ties, not beards.”

Louis Farrakhan

• February 1, 2019


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