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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore declared U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez the new leader of the Democratic Party, while urging political moderates to take a position because there “is no middle ground anymore.”

“She is the leader. Everybody knows it. Everybody feels it,” Moore said of the freshman congresswoman from New York during a interview on MSNBC. “We’ve tried everything else to stop Trump, and so far nothing has worked. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez maybe just what the doctor ordered, even though she’s basically a wide-eyed, misinformed lunatic.”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezDonald TrumpMichael MooreMSNBC

• February 4, 2019


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