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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters called upon Maroon 5, Travis Scott and Big Boi to take a knee during the big televised event in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick, and they refused to. Waters took to Facebook last week shortly after it was revealed that Maroon 5 skipped the traditional pre-show press conference. The musician shared a video from his gig in Hartford, Connecticut on Sept. 24, 2017 where he and his band knelt in solidarity during their show. In a written letter to Waters, Maroon 5 responded by saying, “You are against President Trump, yet the biggest hit record by Pink Floyd was ‘The Wall’, you hypocritical imbecile! Maybe you should change the name of your group to ‘Moron 5.'”

Colin KaepernickDonald Trump

• February 4, 2019


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