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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s trial judge Steven O’Neill, has rejected his bid for a new trial after “an exhausting review”. The legendary comedian later stated in a phone interview, that Judge O’Neill misunderstood what he said. “I told him that I wish I would’ve had a naked all female jury last year, because I never said I wanted a ‘new’ trial, I wanted a ‘nude’ trial.”

Bill Cosby

• February 5, 2019


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