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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to criticism from a top columnist on Tuesday that she had a “rare bad night” during President Trump’s State of the Union speech. Peggy Noonan, the Wall Street Journal columnist, tweeted that the 29-year-old Democrat looked “sullen, teenaged and at a loss” during a night where the freshman rep kept mostly silent and refused to applaud president Trump’s remarks as he touted his administration’s low unemployment numbers and efforts to cure AIDS and stop sex traffickers. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez response was quick and she tweeted, “The reason why I had that particular expression, is because it was that time of the month and I had cramps you old bat!”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezDonald Trump

• February 6, 2019


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