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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Senator Elizabeth Warren targeted President Donald Trump during a campaign speech in Iowa, suggesting that he “may not even be a free person” in 2020. When asked to clarify her statements, Warren pointed to the multiple open investigations into the president, which includes the Russia probe by Special Counsel Robert Mueller and two additional investigations led by federal prosecutors in New York. Later that day when Warren was asked if she could lose her freedom over alleging in the past the she was a Native American which helped advance her career, she responded, “I made my share of mistakes in the past regarding my ethnicity and I won’t make them again. And even if I go to prison for fraud, I think I would be fine as long as I’m housed at a facility on a reservation.

Donald TrumpElizabeth Warren

• February 11, 2019


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