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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Three women working for embattled Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax resigned, leaving him with a skeleton crew as calls grow for him to step down amid two sexual assault allegations. Fairfax’s policy director, Adele McClure, scheduler, Julia Billingsly, as did Courtney McCargo. The three women jointly signed a letter which read in part, “We don’t know if the sexual assault allegations are true, but we are leaving Lt. Gov. Fairfax’s office over his refusal to rescind his ‘mandatory mini skirt’ dress code.”

• February 12, 2019


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