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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Jussie Smollett was arrested for filing a false police report, Don Lemon says he still believes the actor is innocent, and then offered an incredible allegation. “Jussie did not participate in this hoax or any of the crimes he is being charged with,” explained Lemon. “It is his brother Jake Smollett who is the real culprit prompted, and his actions were prompted by his jealousy of his sibling’s success. It was Jake that was trying to look innocent as he stood next to his brother when they left court. It was Jake that I recently interviewed, that duped me into believing that he was Jussie. It was Jake that suspiciously turned me down after the interview, when I asked him if he wanted to come to my hotel room for a romantic dinner. Hopefully, law enforcement will show some integrity and investigate these CNN standard of facts!”

CNNDon LemonJussie Smollett

• February 22, 2019


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