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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a pig farm in Ceres, California. He told me that ever since his state legalized recreational marijuana, when his bosses aren’t around, he would smoke a couple of joints and then ride the biggest pigs on the farm as if he was at a rodeo. I told him it sounds to me like he’s living high on the hog. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 10, 2019


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