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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé, has a large network of friends who have known each other for a long time. We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, it looks like I have to get a lawyer, because my “former” friend that’s also a pastor is taking…

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Those who conceal their sins do not prosper, but those who confess and renounce them find mercy. Proverbs 28:13

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 15 year old student who maintains a decent GPA. However, my parents believe they have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently bought some margarine at the grocery store. When I went home and opened it up, it tasted awful,…

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SPRINGTIME SELFIES

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BREAKING NEWS – Nuuk, Greenland – Greenland’s fastest-flowing and fastest-thinning glacier recently threw a real brain bender at scientists, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Whitebridge, Scotland – Most people can only dream of a life without pain, but for one 71-year-old…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow’s ratings has plummeted since conclusion of Mueller probe. The…

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PURPLE SHADES

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is now threatening to close the southern border amid “breaking point warning”….

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A little known fact about a very successful worldwide business, is it all began at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – Florida cops say a homeless man who called 911 to report a crime…

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HERE KITTY KITTY…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Disorderly conduct charges against “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett, who was accused of staging a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now announcing she wants basic income for every person in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – How did Michael Jackson get the title the “King of Pop”? The title was…

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CHERRY BLOSSOMS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo sparred with Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani over Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Barbra Streisand is causing controversy over her comments about the child…

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