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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Maxine Waters attacked President Trump and said “impeachment is the only answer” in an angry tweet. Waters, who became one of the leading advocates for Trump’s impeachment – even as her own party remains cautious to embrace such position, has gone to Twitter to announce her latest call for impeachment in the wake of House Democrats’ move to launch an expansive probe into the president. “What’s the point in continuing investigations now, since Mueller is not going to give us what we want?” she wrote. “I say we impeach Trump now, remove him from office, and conduct the investigations later after we figure out what to charge him with. At the very least, I believe he should get charged with attempted murder, based on the fact that he has created so many jobs, that it’s obvious in my eyes that he is trying to work people to death. Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine WatersRobert Mueller

• March 5, 2019


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