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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton lashes out at Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson labeling him a “hypocrite” regarding the Jussie Smollett incident. “Last month, the top ranked law enforcement officer in Chicago accused Jussie Smollett of orchestrating a ‘phony attack’ to promote his career,” began Sharpton. “Well, Johnson did the same thing by using Smolett to promote his own career. What right does Johnson have to publicly discuss the facts in this case?  What business is it of his? Why can’t he keep his opinions to himself? He is a race traitor and an Uncle Tom, and I am sick of black people looking for headlines and high profile cases, as a vehicle to serve their own selfish needs!”

Al SharptonJussie Smollett

• March 7, 2019


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