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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – For the first time in history, an all-female crew will conduct a spacewalk at the International Space Station. As part of Expedition 59, NASA astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch will carry out the spacewalk on March 29. “As currently scheduled, the March 29 spacewalk will be the first with only women,” NASA explained spokeswoman Stephanie Schierholz. “And we have also installed on the International Space Station, some reflective mirror-like windows, so both women can constantly check their make-up during their spacewalk, just in case some single men float by that are attracted to eggheads.”

NASA

• March 11, 2019


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