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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him of paying Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar to fragment the democratic party. “The circumstantial evidence is overwhelming,” Perez began. “When they ran for office, they seemed to be on our side. Now these three stooges are saying things that’s destroying the democratic party! What prompted their daily stupidity? Did they become idiots overnight? How likely is it that all of their brain cells began to malfunction at the same time? I am suggesting that President Trump is paying these imbeciles to say ludicrous things, and we need all of his financial records to prove it. I am demanding that the FBI conduct an investigation into this potential scandal that I am now referring to as ‘Money for Morons.’”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezDonald TrumpFBITom Perez

• March 12, 2019


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