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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague (Netherlands – Due to a recent ruling in the World Court in favor of China, it has paved the way for countless American companies to be sued. The World Court ruled that because China created “sweet and sour” sauce, concluding that it was the first place on earth to promote a food combination centuries ago, all restaurants and any manufacturer that promotes food combinations, must pay a royalty to Beijing. This includes but is not limited to companies that sell “macaroni and cheese”, “peanut butter and jelly”, and “Cap’n Crunch and Crunchberries”. Restaurants that are also likely to be sued are ones that serves “hamburgers and fries”, “bacon and eggs”, and at the Olive Garden, “anything and Pepto-Bismol”.

Olive Garden

• March 12, 2019


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