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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – A giant wolfdog hybrid named Yuki who “loves to be the center of attention” is living his dream at a sanctuary in Florida. The animal was rescued by Shy Wolf Sanctuary in Naples in 2008 when he was around 8 months old and is a mixture of breeds, including 87.5 percent gray wolf. Yuki, described as a “ladies man” and a “ham” with a “strong personality,” gained attention in recent months after a volunteer posted photos of him on an Instagram account. However the animal’s popularity is beginning to diminish, after the #MeToo Movement announced that Yuki has been accused of recently saying some very inappropriate things to Little Red Riding Hood.

• March 13, 2019


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