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BREAKING NEWS – Pontivy, France – A gang of chickens at a French farming school this week are suspected of having killed a fox that had sneaked into their coop in the middle of the night, school officials believe. According to reports, the fox had entered a coop containing 3,000 hens. After the fox had entered, an automatic hatch door reportedly closed, trapping the animal inside. Pascal Daniel, head of the farming school Le Gros-Chene, told the AFP news agency that a “herd instinct” kicked in and the chickens “attacked him with their beaks.” The French police are now investigating the incident because they said they have evidence that some of the chickens that killed the fox, have been linked to the brutal murders of two KFC employees.

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• March 14, 2019


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