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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Three Martians brought from Area 51 in Nevada, will be testifying before Congress within a few days. They plan on stating that they are regularly being discriminated against, because they are forced to wear clothes, and they want to introduce a bill called “The Nude Green Deal”.

Area 51

• March 25, 2019


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