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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Barbra Streisand is causing controversy over her comments about the child sexual abuse allegations made against the late Michael Jackson. Streisand said she “absolutely” believes Wade Robson and James Safechuck’s molestation accusations against the King of Pop, which were detailed in the HBO 2-part documentary, “Leaving Neverland.” One of her most controversial comments was “His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has,” she said of the late singer. She later added “You can say ‘molested’, but those children, as you heard [the grown-up Robson and Safechuck] say, they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them.” After receiving some blowback from her comments, Streisand doubled own. “Michael was not an aggressive or vicious pedophile,” she explained. “He seemed to be gentle and sweet to his young victims during their candlelit romantic evenings, instead of the monster that he’s currently being portrayed.”

• March 26, 2019


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