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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was standing on the shore of the Pacific Ocean when I saw something very strange approaching me that was floating in the water. It appears that someone had tossed tons and tons of unbaked cookies in the ocean and it was coming toward me at a very fast pace as I stood and watched. I immediately ran seeking higher ground, because I didn’t want to get caught by the tide dough wave. Yikes!

Life through Blake's eyes

• March 10, 2019


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