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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently bought some margarine at the grocery store. When I went home and opened it up, it tasted awful, so I took it back and bought another one. Unfortunately, the exact same thing happened. This time when I went back to the store, I was so angry, that I told them I was going to file a complaint. However, I’m not sure if I should contact the FDA or the Butter Business Bureau.

Life through Blake's eyes

• March 30, 2019


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