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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Thousands of illegal immigrants are planning to march in twelve states on May…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Sanders, I-Vt., suggested Monday it would be “truly heroic” if Disney used the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke sounded the alarms, saying that civilization…

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Trying to appease a bad attitude…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders doubles down on his desire for there to be voting booths in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Nearly all mention of Michael Jackson was airbrushed from the recently aired “Motown…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s top prosecutor, Kim Foxx, has been subpoenaed Friday over her handling of the…

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THE OCEAN BY NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE The Ocean has its silent caves, Deep, quiet, and alone; Though there be fury on…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am in high school, and there’s a boy I see for at least an hour every day….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that to supplement his income, he plans to start an unlicensed high interest lending…

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Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged…

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Dear Blake, I am a licensed acupuncturist. One of my patients (also male) asked me to dinner, and since he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I spoke to my nephew this morning, and he told me that last night he went to a watch party….

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Like the Touch of Rain by Edward Thomas Like the touch of rain she wasOn a man’s flesh and hair…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lawyers for Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli filed documents requesting the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Joe Biden, he “asked” Obama ‘not to endorse’ him in the democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lincoln, California – The town of Lincoln, Calif., uses thousands of sheep to prepare for the fire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, in an online video, officially declared his candidacy for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wyoming, Michigan – Five-year-old Iziah Hall was at home when he began craving some McDonald’s. The only…

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