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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Reps. Liz Cheney and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed on Twitter over each other’s understanding of PETA. Cheney took issue with a comment Ocasio-Cortez, made during a recent MSNBC town hall event in which the freshman congresswoman from New York talked about how it was not unethical for her to have dentures made out of teeth from a horse. Ocasio-Cortez responded to Cheney’s criticism, and stated that her “large smile” may appeal to southern republicans in May, when she goes to the Kentucky Derby.

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezMSNBCPETAThe Kentucky Derby

• April 3, 2019


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