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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Vice President Pence called out Venezuela’s United Nations ambassador Samuel Moncada to his face while addressing the body’s Security Council — a speech he used to declare it’s time for Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to step down. “With all due respect, Mr. Ambassador, you shouldn’t be here,” he said, looking directly at the representative who was in the room. “You should return to Venezuela and tell Nicolas Maduro that his time is up. It’s time for him to go.” Moncada immediately stood up and responded. “Why don’t you Americans make up your mind?” he yelled at Pence. “I have no idea who I should listen to. You’re telling me to go back to Venezuela, whereas several prominent democrats from your country have told me to remain here, so I can welcome my people that are crossing the border illegally!”

• April 12, 2019


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