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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC faced intense blowback on Easter Sunday after they went to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s church and confronted him about the investigation on the Christian holy day. “Sir, could I ask you a couple of questions? Will you testify before Congress, sir?” MSNBC reporter Mike Viqueira asked Mueller as he was leaving church.

“No comment,” Mueller responded.

“Are you sure about that, sir?” Viqueira asked.

“No comment,” Mueller responded.

Rachel Maddow vigorously defended Viqueira. “He had every right to ambush Mueller and he should’ve punched him too” she began. “My ratings took a major hit due to him not delivering in his final report what I desperately wanted, and he knew it! People are still laughing at me. So, going after him on Easter was appropriate, since we at MSNBC now want to crucify him!”

MSNBCRachel MaddowRobert Mueller

• April 23, 2019


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